1 00:00:20,690 --> 00:00:21,410 (Transcribed by TurboScribe. Go Unlimited to remove this message.) Greetings, losers. 2 00:00:22,010 --> 00:00:23,010 Bob has hit a new low. 3 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:24,610 I didn't think that was possible. 4 00:00:25,790 --> 00:00:26,590 Let me finish. 5 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:28,350 Do you know who the biggest moron in 6 00:00:28,350 --> 00:00:28,890 the world is? 7 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:30,810 I'm not gonna need any of my lifelines 8 00:00:30,810 --> 00:00:31,610 to answer that. 9 00:00:32,350 --> 00:00:33,590 It's my cousin Ralphie. 10 00:00:33,730 --> 00:00:34,970 Till he was 28, he had to wear 11 00:00:34,970 --> 00:00:35,910 a helmet around the house. 12 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,550 But I just found out the idiot made 13 00:00:37,550 --> 00:00:39,090 two million bucks in the stock market. 14 00:00:39,410 --> 00:00:40,190 Why do you care? 15 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:41,790 I care because he just bought a house 16 00:00:41,790 --> 00:00:43,010 in the Hamptons and I'm stuck here with 17 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:44,070 you two in loser land. 18 00:00:44,670 --> 00:00:45,870 You speak for yourself. 19 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:46,850 We're doing just fine. 20 00:00:47,170 --> 00:00:47,570 Fine? 21 00:00:47,930 --> 00:00:49,470 This is the colon of New York. 22 00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:51,930 You're hawking papers and she's... 23 00:00:51,930 --> 00:00:53,350 well, come on. 24 00:00:54,610 --> 00:00:55,910 You know I'm depressed. 25 00:00:56,910 --> 00:00:57,850 So I'm walking to work. 26 00:00:57,910 --> 00:00:59,390 I don't get two blocks down the street 27 00:00:59,390 --> 00:01:01,470 before this school of problems descends on me 28 00:01:01,470 --> 00:01:03,390 like pigeons on a bag of popcorn. 29 00:01:03,550 --> 00:01:05,210 I finally had to say, hey, I don't 30 00:01:05,210 --> 00:01:05,970 give handouts. 31 00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:07,470 I got a finger I'd like to give 32 00:01:07,470 --> 00:01:07,610 you. 33 00:01:08,890 --> 00:01:10,510 No one wants to hear about your petty 34 00:01:10,510 --> 00:01:11,490 bourgeois problems. 35 00:01:11,710 --> 00:01:13,270 Yeah, Becker, stuff a sock in it. 36 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:14,710 Why the hate? 37 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:17,930 Because I'm stuck in a dead-end job. 38 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:19,390 Hey, I'd give anything for a dead-end 39 00:01:19,390 --> 00:01:19,650 job. 40 00:01:20,390 --> 00:01:22,390 Oh, speaking of dead-end jobs, Red's coffee 41 00:01:22,390 --> 00:01:23,090 to go, please. 42 00:01:24,050 --> 00:01:26,110 Yeah, I used to have some self-esteem 43 00:01:26,110 --> 00:01:26,490 once. 44 00:01:27,390 --> 00:01:28,010 Wait a second. 45 00:01:28,670 --> 00:01:29,770 Bob just came up with a way for 46 00:01:29,770 --> 00:01:31,230 us to reverse the course of our miserable 47 00:01:31,230 --> 00:01:31,690 lives. 48 00:01:32,130 --> 00:01:33,270 Well, not all of us yet. 49 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:34,150 I can't work miracles. 50 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:36,230 Why don't we invest in the market? 51 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,350 Because we know nothing about the market. 52 00:01:38,510 --> 00:01:39,670 Hey, we know less than nothing. 53 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:41,170 Come on, if my helmet-head cousin can 54 00:01:41,170 --> 00:01:42,050 do it, how tough could it be? 55 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,970 We pick a hot stock, clench our butt 56 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:44,870 cheeks and pray for a winner. 57 00:01:46,650 --> 00:01:48,190 Isn't that the Merrill Lynch slogan? 58 00:01:50,450 --> 00:01:52,210 And why would we do this with you? 59 00:01:52,490 --> 00:01:54,190 Because if I hit it big, it'll kill 60 00:01:54,190 --> 00:01:55,370 you that you didn't get in on it. 61 00:01:56,370 --> 00:01:57,510 He's right, it would kill me. 62 00:01:57,630 --> 00:01:58,110 All right, I'm in. 63 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:00,850 To add the final nail in the coffin 64 00:02:00,850 --> 00:02:02,670 I call my life, me too. 65 00:02:03,430 --> 00:02:04,150 How about you, Doc? 66 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,090 You want to kick it a couple of 67 00:02:05,090 --> 00:02:05,250 bucks? 68 00:02:05,410 --> 00:02:07,289 Bob, I don't give handouts, but I got 69 00:02:07,289 --> 00:02:07,770 a finger. 70 00:02:07,770 --> 00:02:09,090 All right, all right. 71 00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:10,970 Just thought you might want to make a 72 00:02:10,970 --> 00:02:11,390 little cash. 73 00:02:11,630 --> 00:02:13,030 Who knows, maybe buy yourself a new shirt. 74 00:02:20,950 --> 00:02:23,110 I can't read this word on Mr. Pearson's 75 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:23,450 chart. 76 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:24,350 What does it say? 77 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:25,670 Hoagies? 78 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:27,530 It's herpes. 79 00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:29,670 Mr. Pearson has herpes? 80 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:35,390 Mr. Pearson, you can go back to room 81 00:02:35,390 --> 00:02:35,750 two. 82 00:02:35,890 --> 00:02:37,570 There's only one patient ahead of you. 83 00:02:46,590 --> 00:02:48,190 Listen, how much longer is this going to 84 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:48,410 take? 85 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:49,790 Because when I told my boss I needed 86 00:02:49,790 --> 00:02:51,330 a long lunch to get a checkup, he 87 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:52,090 nearly had a cow. 88 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:53,750 But my wife Lorraine's been on my ass 89 00:02:53,750 --> 00:02:55,250 to do this, even though I keep telling 90 00:02:55,250 --> 00:02:56,470 her, Lorraine, I'm fine. 91 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,810 If I go to the doctor, he's just 92 00:02:57,810 --> 00:02:58,670 going to find something. 93 00:02:58,730 --> 00:02:59,730 But does she back off? 94 00:02:59,810 --> 00:03:00,330 Say ah. 95 00:03:00,710 --> 00:03:02,850 Ah, hell no. 96 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:04,270 And I feel great. 97 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:06,630 Usual middle-aged crap, aches, pains, a little 98 00:03:06,630 --> 00:03:08,250 heartburn, but a pill and a burp and 99 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:08,670 I'm fine. 100 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,250 I mean, nothing personal, but the best way 101 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:12,210 to stay healthy is don't go near doctors. 102 00:03:12,210 --> 00:03:13,710 And hospitals forget about it. 103 00:03:13,910 --> 00:03:15,350 Go in for a cough, they carry out 104 00:03:15,350 --> 00:03:15,950 in a body bag. 105 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:18,490 Take a deep breath, please, and hold it. 106 00:03:18,670 --> 00:03:19,090 Hold it? 107 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:21,110 Yeah, I need a moment to hear myself 108 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:21,510 think. 109 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,430 Yeah, I know. 110 00:03:24,770 --> 00:03:27,230 I talk a lot, but... 111 00:03:27,230 --> 00:03:28,450 What? 112 00:03:28,770 --> 00:03:29,330 What's wrong? 113 00:03:32,470 --> 00:03:33,870 I hear a whooshing sound. 114 00:03:36,410 --> 00:03:38,690 Yeah, sounds like it's coming from a blood 115 00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:39,090 vessel. 116 00:03:41,190 --> 00:03:43,170 You know something, it's probably not serious, but 117 00:03:43,170 --> 00:03:44,510 I'd like to get an MRI to check 118 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:44,850 it out. 119 00:03:45,230 --> 00:03:45,810 I knew it. 120 00:03:46,330 --> 00:03:47,930 Doctors always find something. 121 00:03:48,550 --> 00:03:49,390 Damn, Lorraine. 122 00:03:50,850 --> 00:03:52,310 Look, I gotta go back to work. 123 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,130 I'll get the test next week or something. 124 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:55,790 I mean, you said it's not serious, right? 125 00:03:55,930 --> 00:03:57,750 Probably not, but I'd like to check it 126 00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:58,550 out just to be sure. 127 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:01,010 Tell you what, my nurse will set it 128 00:04:01,010 --> 00:04:02,030 up for you right now and you can 129 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:03,070 go straight over to the hospital. 130 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:03,610 Now? 131 00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:05,390 Yeah, now. 132 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:16,350 What is it? 133 00:04:16,810 --> 00:04:18,029 I don't believe it. 134 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,430 This guy has a disease called Asperger's. 135 00:04:22,650 --> 00:04:23,970 That's Asperger's. 136 00:04:24,550 --> 00:04:26,530 Well, it's funnier if you say Asperger's. 137 00:04:28,150 --> 00:04:29,770 It's not funny at all. 138 00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:32,330 It's a serious behavioral disability. 139 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:34,390 Dr. Becker had to send that patient to 140 00:04:34,390 --> 00:04:35,470 a specialist downtown. 141 00:04:36,070 --> 00:04:38,810 So the guy had Asperger's to go? 142 00:04:41,550 --> 00:04:43,930 Margaret, did the radiologist call for results to 143 00:04:43,930 --> 00:04:45,330 Mr. DeAndre's MRI? 144 00:04:45,570 --> 00:04:46,750 No, I called over there. 145 00:04:46,790 --> 00:04:48,170 He's still waiting to take the test. 146 00:04:48,290 --> 00:04:49,150 They're really backed up. 147 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:50,270 Damn, you know, he's supposed to have that 148 00:04:50,270 --> 00:04:50,950 test this morning. 149 00:04:51,030 --> 00:04:52,150 Get on the phone and keep trying to 150 00:04:52,150 --> 00:04:52,810 push it through, will you? 151 00:04:56,270 --> 00:04:56,870 Asperger's. 152 00:04:56,870 --> 00:04:57,470 Linda! 153 00:04:58,110 --> 00:04:59,650 I know, I'm horrible. 154 00:04:59,830 --> 00:05:00,490 I'll stop. 155 00:05:00,790 --> 00:05:03,370 Good, because it may sound amusing, but it's 156 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:03,650 not. 157 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:05,510 Do you have any idea how many people 158 00:05:05,510 --> 00:05:06,410 have Asperger's? 159 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:09,170 Probably over 50 billion served. 160 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:21,230 Okay, we're online, our account's set up, and 161 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:23,450 we're buying 50 shares of the computer chip 162 00:05:23,450 --> 00:05:24,110 company, right? 163 00:05:24,230 --> 00:05:24,750 Let's do it. 164 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:25,110 Okay. 165 00:05:26,210 --> 00:05:26,550 No! 166 00:05:27,210 --> 00:05:28,070 Not again. 167 00:05:28,630 --> 00:05:30,590 Come on, Bob, you can't keep changing your 168 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:30,830 mind. 169 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:32,030 We checked this company out. 170 00:05:32,090 --> 00:05:32,610 It's solid. 171 00:05:32,710 --> 00:05:33,910 Yeah, but it's too high tech. 172 00:05:34,150 --> 00:05:35,310 We should go the other way and find 173 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:37,190 something that appeals to the common, uneducated slob 174 00:05:37,190 --> 00:05:37,650 on the street. 175 00:05:37,650 --> 00:05:39,170 You have our attention. 176 00:05:41,750 --> 00:05:42,630 Give me the post. 177 00:05:46,350 --> 00:05:47,110 Aha, see? 178 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:48,710 Now this is what I'm talking about. 179 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:51,030 One-armed man marries three-breasted woman? 180 00:05:52,170 --> 00:05:53,550 That's gonna be one busy man. 181 00:05:55,950 --> 00:05:56,890 No, this. 182 00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:58,950 Some company's making an IMAX movie on the 183 00:05:58,950 --> 00:05:59,530 life of Jesus. 184 00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:00,430 I spell a winner. 185 00:06:00,630 --> 00:06:01,450 Who doesn't love Jesus? 186 00:06:01,710 --> 00:06:03,550 I don't believe the Romans were too fond 187 00:06:03,550 --> 00:06:03,870 of him. 188 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:07,210 I say we go with the computer company. 189 00:06:07,410 --> 00:06:09,490 No, look, they're building a theater in Branson, 190 00:06:09,670 --> 00:06:09,990 Missouri. 191 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:11,970 That's like Dollywood, but without the class. 192 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:14,290 I'm sick of arguing about this, all right? 193 00:06:14,410 --> 00:06:15,670 Let's just pick a stock and get in. 194 00:06:18,830 --> 00:06:20,150 Did I do what I think I just 195 00:06:20,150 --> 00:06:20,390 did? 196 00:06:21,370 --> 00:06:21,730 Yep. 197 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:23,610 Thanks to you, we just bought 50 shares 198 00:06:23,610 --> 00:06:26,290 of some company called International Allied Industries. 199 00:06:26,930 --> 00:06:27,610 What do they do? 200 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:30,490 I have no idea, but we own it. 201 00:06:33,470 --> 00:06:34,970 Okay, we're in the stock market. 202 00:06:35,090 --> 00:06:36,270 All right, this is cool. 203 00:06:37,190 --> 00:06:37,830 What's it doing? 204 00:06:38,750 --> 00:06:40,110 Nothing, it's just sitting there. 205 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:03,680 Don't screw with me. 206 00:07:08,780 --> 00:07:09,520 Dr. Becker? 207 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:11,760 You're Dr. Becker? 208 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:12,380 Yeah. 209 00:07:13,140 --> 00:07:14,120 What the hell's going on? 210 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:15,420 You're just sitting here drinking coffee? 211 00:07:15,420 --> 00:07:17,180 What are you talking about? 212 00:07:17,260 --> 00:07:19,240 I'm talking about your patient, Frank D'Andrea. 213 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,920 He comes to see you for a routine 214 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:21,500 checkup. 215 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:23,340 You ship him off to the hospital for 216 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:24,000 some test. 217 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,020 He's stuck up there waiting for hours. 218 00:07:26,260 --> 00:07:27,720 Meanwhile, you're down here drinking coffee. 219 00:07:27,860 --> 00:07:29,060 Is this how you treat people? 220 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,860 Aren't you guys supposed to be nice? 221 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,540 I'm sorry, doctor. 222 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:35,800 I left my halo in the car. 223 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:39,720 Father, they're just a little backed up around 224 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,020 here. 225 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:41,920 Well, that's not helping Frank, is it? 226 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:43,120 Where's your compassion? 227 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,760 The man's thinking he's really sick. 228 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:46,700 He's afraid to call his wife because he 229 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,580 doesn't want to alarm her. 230 00:07:47,660 --> 00:07:49,700 Nobody will give him any information, so he 231 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:50,780 called me to see what I could come 232 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:51,620 over and find out. 233 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:54,020 Like I told Frank, until I see the 234 00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:55,960 results of his MRI, there's nothing really to 235 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:56,380 talk about. 236 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,160 Oh, can't you doctors ever give anybody a 237 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:58,660 straight answer? 238 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:02,300 Look, I realize you priests are obliged to 239 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:04,040 come to the hospital and make your rounds, 240 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,360 so I tell you, why don't you just 241 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,360 leave your time card here? 242 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,280 I'll punch it, and then you can tell 243 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,000 God you were here. 244 00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:12,380 You're always such a smartass. 245 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:14,980 You know, Father, I realize you're his priest, 246 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:17,080 but he's my patient, so I really don't 247 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,200 have to tell you a damn thing. 248 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:19,040 Yes, I know. 249 00:08:19,140 --> 00:08:22,440 Well, without violating your professional ethics or interrupting 250 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:24,500 your coffee break, can you at least tell 251 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:25,900 me if you think it's something serious? 252 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,040 Yeah, it might be. 253 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:29,900 John, I apologize. 254 00:08:30,220 --> 00:08:31,240 It's been crazy here today. 255 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:32,799 I've got D'Andrea's film. 256 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,059 We'll take a look at it. 257 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:36,580 At first, the MRI didn't seem to reveal 258 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:37,299 any abnormality. 259 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:38,539 It just looked like a black hole. 260 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:39,980 No, I know I heard something when I 261 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:40,659 examined him. 262 00:08:40,900 --> 00:08:42,240 An AVM on the left side. 263 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,000 Dr. Becker! 264 00:08:43,059 --> 00:08:44,280 That's why I ran an MR-angio. 265 00:08:45,260 --> 00:08:45,880 You were right. 266 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,780 The vessel's lit up like a Christmas tree. 267 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:49,020 Nice catch, John. 268 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:50,300 Thanks. 269 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:54,880 Are you going to tell me what's going 270 00:08:54,880 --> 00:08:55,360 on or not? 271 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:56,980 Look, I should really be talking to my 272 00:08:56,980 --> 00:08:58,220 patient, but if you want me to waste 273 00:08:58,220 --> 00:09:00,020 my time talking to you, fine. 274 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,380 Test show he has an arteriovenous malformation. 275 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:03,720 In English. 276 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:05,480 In English, Father, that means he has a 277 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,240 tangle of blood vessels in his brain that 278 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:09,100 could rupture at any moment unless we operate 279 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:09,580 immediately. 280 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,580 Now, if that's English enough for you, then 281 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:12,700 please excuse me. 282 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:26,020 I've been up all night. 283 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,180 I can't take the pressure. 284 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:28,620 As soon as the market opens, we've got 285 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:28,940 to sell. 286 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:29,540 Sell? 287 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,400 Our stock only dropped half a point yesterday. 288 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:31,960 Oh, sure. 289 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:32,860 That's easy for you to say. 290 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:33,960 I worked hard for that money. 291 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,020 Your mother gave you that money. 292 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:37,920 Hey, until you try to pry a buck 293 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:39,140 out of those arthritic fingers, you don't know 294 00:09:39,140 --> 00:09:39,680 what work is. 295 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:42,360 Relax, Bob. 296 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:42,680 I'm going to tell you what's going on. 297 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:43,620 The company is solid. 298 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:44,540 I did some research. 299 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:47,380 It says right here, it's a multinational, vertically 300 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:49,600 integrated, cross-platform service conglomerate. 301 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:49,880 Yeah. 302 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,400 What does that mean? 303 00:09:54,540 --> 00:09:55,340 It's multinational. 304 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:55,700 Mm-hmm. 305 00:09:56,460 --> 00:09:57,060 And vertical. 306 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:01,340 Okay, the market's open. 307 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:03,640 Here we go. 308 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:04,800 Nineteen and a half. 309 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:05,420 We're up. 310 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,360 And you were worried. 311 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:07,940 Hold it. 312 00:10:07,980 --> 00:10:08,320 It's down. 313 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:08,640 I knew it. 314 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:08,960 Sell it. 315 00:10:09,980 --> 00:10:11,340 No, it just went up two points. 316 00:10:11,340 --> 00:10:12,940 Oh, my God, I don't believe it. 317 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,040 We're on a roll. 318 00:10:14,540 --> 00:10:15,180 I know. 319 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:16,600 If it keeps this up, my days of 320 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,160 schlepping food in this dump may soon be 321 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:18,400 over. 322 00:10:18,540 --> 00:10:19,280 Can you imagine? 323 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,220 Get all new appliances, maybe fix the place 324 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:21,660 up, huh? 325 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:22,880 Fix it up? 326 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,520 I want to walk away from it and 327 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,620 leave it burning behind me. 328 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,040 Well, you will tell me when you do 329 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:28,580 that, won't you? 330 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:32,780 It's up another point. 331 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:33,840 I love this. 332 00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:35,340 I'm sitting on my ass and making money. 333 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:37,260 All my dreams are coming true. 334 00:10:38,340 --> 00:10:39,920 Well, not all of them. 335 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,320 You know, they say money is the greatest 336 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:43,520 aphrodisiac. 337 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:45,720 No, that's alcohol. 338 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:49,120 And trust me, there isn't enough of it 339 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:49,680 in the world. 340 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,280 Wait a minute. 341 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:01,820 What are you doing here? 342 00:11:03,380 --> 00:11:05,400 Just came by to apologize for yesterday. 343 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:06,620 I didn't mean to... 344 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:07,460 Get in my face? 345 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,960 Not my intent, but again, if it came 346 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:11,820 off that way, I'm sorry. 347 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:13,660 Apology accepted. 348 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,500 Well, that's all I came by to say. 349 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,260 I'm going to the hospital. 350 00:11:18,740 --> 00:11:21,080 Hey, Frank just went into surgery. 351 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:22,160 It's going to be several hours. 352 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,880 Dr. Levinson is an excellent neurosurgeon. 353 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,080 He's in good hands. 354 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:26,620 I know. 355 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:27,420 He's in God's hands. 356 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,360 Yeah, well, unless God went to Johns Hopkins, 357 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,140 I think I'll stick with Bob Levinson. 358 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:33,440 Whatever. 359 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,100 Wait a second. 360 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,280 Why do you guys always say that? 361 00:11:38,420 --> 00:11:39,620 You know, in God's hands. 362 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,560 What does that really mean? 363 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,480 It gives people comfort. 364 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,740 Patients need to find meaning in what they're 365 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:44,120 going through. 366 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,860 What if there is no meaning? 367 00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,120 What if it's all just random? 368 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:47,580 Random? 369 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:50,060 Well, God got him to you on time, 370 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:50,340 didn't he? 371 00:11:50,340 --> 00:11:51,200 I wouldn't call that random. 372 00:11:51,220 --> 00:11:51,840 Oh, come on. 373 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:52,900 Well, you don't think God looks out for 374 00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:53,080 people? 375 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:53,760 Oh, please. 376 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,260 That's just a story you tell a kid 377 00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,440 who's afraid of the dark. 378 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,160 Interesting. 379 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,480 With one swipe of your tongue, you just 380 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:00,980 reduced 2,000 years of faith to a 381 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:01,720 bedtime story. 382 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,440 You know, I happen to know a lot 383 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,320 of religious doctors. 384 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,040 I know a lot of alcoholic doctors. 385 00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,980 It doesn't make heavy drinking a good idea. 386 00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,400 Oh, come on. 387 00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:12,760 Father, the guy comes in for a routine 388 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:13,200 physical. 389 00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:14,980 The next day, he's having brain surgery. 390 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,840 You know, where's the meaning there? 391 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:19,060 I don't pretend to understand God's plan. 392 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:19,680 Plan? 393 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:20,660 What plan? 394 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,340 I mean, you hear these stories all the 395 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:22,580 time. 396 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:23,860 Some guy has it all. 397 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,460 You know, wife, kids, job. 398 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:26,920 Next thing you know, he walks out his 399 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,880 front door and God drops a piano on 400 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:29,280 his head. 401 00:12:29,280 --> 00:12:30,520 You know, some plan. 402 00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:32,840 Sounds more like premeditated murder to me. 403 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,640 I'm sure you don't want to collect your 404 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,760 thoughts and get back to me. 405 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,900 You know, maybe we shouldn't have this discussion. 406 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,880 Oh, please. 407 00:12:42,900 --> 00:12:44,180 I've been a priest 30 years. 408 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,760 You're thinking of some form of I don't 409 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,820 believe I haven't heard? 410 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,720 Thinking I'm going to lift my skirts, jump 411 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,680 on that desk and scream, eek, an atheist? 412 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:53,940 Actually, I became an atheist. 413 00:12:54,140 --> 00:12:55,300 I was raised agnostic. 414 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:59,040 Don't you believe in giving your patients hope? 415 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,220 I don't believe in giving them false hope. 416 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:02,740 What kind of hope did you give Frank? 417 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:04,000 Or did you just hit him with that 418 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:04,680 piano thing? 419 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:08,940 I told him that he should try not 420 00:13:08,940 --> 00:13:10,240 to worry, that they've had a lot of 421 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,420 success with this procedure. 422 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,340 Wow, I'll bet that filled him with confidence. 423 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,500 So, what are his chances? 424 00:13:19,220 --> 00:13:20,880 They're pretty good, actually. 425 00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,480 You know, if all goes well, but it 426 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:23,500 doesn't always, you know? 427 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,120 He could have a hemorrhage during surgery. 428 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,740 He could stroke out, even die. 429 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,280 I've seen it happen before. 430 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,320 And then the family sits around in shock 431 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,160 because someone told them that God would take 432 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:33,980 care of their loved ones. 433 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,880 And then I'm stuck trying to explain why 434 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:37,020 God didn't come through. 435 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:38,640 Must be difficult. 436 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,260 You're damn right it is. 437 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:41,940 Would you like to talk about it? 438 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,140 Oh, boy. 439 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:45,880 Yeah, you know something, Father? 440 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,320 You work your side of the street. 441 00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:48,140 I'll work mine. 442 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:48,700 You got it. 443 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:51,580 You know, you remind me of that old 444 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,040 joke. 445 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,600 You know what the difference is between doctors 446 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,100 and God? 447 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,560 God doesn't think he's a doctor. 448 00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,160 Hey, you know, I got news for you. 449 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,600 If he comes out of surgery and the 450 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,060 first thing he sees is a priest, he's 451 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,740 not exactly going to be filled with confidence. 452 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:12,140 Oh, they are building you a condo in 453 00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:13,400 hell, even as we speak. 454 00:14:22,530 --> 00:14:23,930 Done and done. 455 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,150 We are now fully computerized. 456 00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:29,110 Every single patient, up to and including that 457 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:30,390 guy with Asperger's. 458 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:31,070 Lindahl. 459 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:34,730 Oh, there's something wrong. 460 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:35,830 I can't get into the file. 461 00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:38,130 That's because I changed the password. 462 00:14:39,230 --> 00:14:40,630 Would you like to tell me the new 463 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:41,010 password? 464 00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:42,330 I don't know. 465 00:14:42,390 --> 00:14:44,010 What if it fell into the wrong hands? 466 00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:45,850 It started in the wrong hands. 467 00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:50,030 Well, okay, but you're not going to like 468 00:14:50,030 --> 00:14:50,190 it. 469 00:14:50,210 --> 00:14:51,370 Linda, what is the password? 470 00:14:53,210 --> 00:14:53,610 Asperger's. 471 00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:58,010 You got to admit, you'll never forget it. 472 00:14:59,510 --> 00:15:00,930 Margaret, I'm going to take off early. 473 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:02,390 I want to get to the hospital before 474 00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:04,330 Frank D'Andrea gets out of surgery. 475 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:07,570 Asperger's. 476 00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:08,950 That is kind of funny. 477 00:15:10,730 --> 00:15:12,690 Are you talking about Asperger's syndrome? 478 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:14,670 Is that what you're laughing at? 479 00:15:14,690 --> 00:15:15,830 Margaret, I'm surprised you don't know. 480 00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:16,950 That's a very serious illness. 481 00:15:17,310 --> 00:15:18,490 Yeah, Margaret, really. 482 00:15:28,270 --> 00:15:30,270 This world of high finance, it's just like 483 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:31,130 sex with my ex-wife. 484 00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:32,770 You're up, you're down, you're in, you're out. 485 00:15:32,910 --> 00:15:34,330 You're never quite sure when it's over, but 486 00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:35,170 in the end you know it's going to 487 00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:35,710 cost you money. 488 00:15:36,990 --> 00:15:37,850 I can't listen. 489 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:39,810 I just can't listen to him anymore. 490 00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:40,990 Just sell the damn stock. 491 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:42,370 Gladly. 492 00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:44,750 Okay, Bob, you can stop crying. 493 00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:45,150 We're out. 494 00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:46,770 What a throwaway. 495 00:15:49,670 --> 00:15:51,210 Let's see, less commission. 496 00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:55,250 We've made a profit of $17.50 apiece. 497 00:15:56,090 --> 00:15:57,190 I'm ahead $17.50? 498 00:15:57,810 --> 00:15:58,530 Bob is hot. 499 00:15:58,690 --> 00:15:59,770 Who wants to go to Atlantic City? 500 00:16:00,830 --> 00:16:02,590 Three hour bus ride to watch you wet 501 00:16:02,590 --> 00:16:03,970 yourself at a blackjack table? 502 00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:06,610 Fine, I'll take Mom. 503 00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:07,730 It'll be good for her to get a 504 00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:08,270 little fresh air. 505 00:16:08,870 --> 00:16:10,210 That reminds me, I have to change her 506 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:10,450 tank. 507 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:16,150 Well, so much for getting rich quick, huh? 508 00:16:18,130 --> 00:16:21,330 Oh my God, that IMAX Jesus movie that 509 00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,450 Bob wanted to invest in? 510 00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:24,050 They got taken over by Disney. 511 00:16:25,330 --> 00:16:26,570 Disney bought Jesus? 512 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:30,750 Yeah, and it just went up 28 points. 513 00:16:32,010 --> 00:16:33,570 If Bob knew this, it would kill him. 514 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,350 I'll try to catch him. 515 00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:54,010 Where's your God now? 516 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,780 It shouldn't be too much longer. 517 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:08,000 Dr. Levenson said he'd page me as soon 518 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:08,920 as Frank's out of surgery. 519 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:10,900 He might have been waiting here. 520 00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,780 I've been with Frank's wife all afternoon. 521 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:14,599 And to tell you the truth, she's driving 522 00:17:14,599 --> 00:17:15,200 me nuts. 523 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:15,960 I don't know what you're talking about. 524 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,780 I thought you people are supposed to like 525 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:18,099 everyone. 526 00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:20,380 It's not always easy. 527 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:22,940 Tell me about it. 528 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,100 No, this is stupid. 529 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,420 We could at least have a conversation. 530 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,440 We could, as long as it's not about 531 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:36,880 religion. 532 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:39,880 You like sports? 533 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,420 Yeah, yeah, I like football. 534 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,100 Used to play a little in college. 535 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,220 Yeah, I like it too. 536 00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:45,600 Every once in a while I go back 537 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:46,800 and catch the Harvard-Yale game. 538 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,540 Watch them kick their Yalie asses back to 539 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:49,920 New Haven. 540 00:17:51,180 --> 00:17:52,220 I went to Yale. 541 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,460 Okay, new subject. 542 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,080 So you married? 543 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,420 Divorced twice? 544 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,620 That's a shocker. 545 00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:06,400 Okay, new subject. 546 00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,730 He does nice work, doesn't he? 547 00:18:11,430 --> 00:18:12,690 I thought we weren't going to talk about 548 00:18:12,690 --> 00:18:12,970 God. 549 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:14,810 We aren't. 550 00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:17,890 Those came from Dr. Hilburn upstairs. 551 00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:23,170 Well, I think maybe we should just go 552 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,250 back to sitting here quietly. 553 00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:26,210 Works for me. 554 00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:29,850 Although, I gotta say something. 555 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:32,130 You know, you're not just one of those 556 00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:34,090 light a candle and run kind of priests. 557 00:18:34,210 --> 00:18:35,690 I mean, you're really here for this guy. 558 00:18:36,030 --> 00:18:36,990 You're helping his family. 559 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:39,130 You obviously care a lot. 560 00:18:39,350 --> 00:18:41,010 Well, Frank's not just a member of my 561 00:18:41,010 --> 00:18:41,390 parish. 562 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,470 He happens to be my brother. 563 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:47,870 Do you mean... 564 00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:50,950 ...like in a all-men-are-brothers kind 565 00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:51,250 of way? 566 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,090 No, like in a we-had-the-same 567 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:55,510 -mother-and-father kind of way. 568 00:18:57,490 --> 00:18:58,310 Oh, wow. 569 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:01,970 Oh, jeez, I feel like such a schmuck. 570 00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:04,650 You know, you could have told me. 571 00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:05,670 Would it have made any difference? 572 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:07,330 Yeah, I wouldn't have been so blunt about 573 00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:07,890 his condition. 574 00:19:07,970 --> 00:19:09,090 I would have lied a little bit so 575 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:10,210 you wouldn't have to be so worried. 576 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:10,890 That's what I figured. 577 00:19:11,370 --> 00:19:12,230 So you tricked me? 578 00:19:12,330 --> 00:19:13,770 Yeah, I needed to know the truth. 579 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:15,830 Oh, man. 580 00:19:15,830 --> 00:19:18,550 You know, all this time we've been arguing, 581 00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:20,110 you're worried about your brother. 582 00:19:20,750 --> 00:19:23,010 Well, screaming at you helped me take my 583 00:19:23,010 --> 00:19:23,750 mind off things. 584 00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:26,950 I still feel like a schmuck. 585 00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:27,570 That's okay. 586 00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:28,230 I forgive you. 587 00:19:28,490 --> 00:19:29,610 Like you have a choice. 588 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:37,890 It's Dr. Levinson. 589 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:38,490 I'll be right back. 590 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:44,700 It's Becker. 591 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,540 Thank you very much. 592 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:56,050 He's fine. 593 00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:57,050 He's fine. 594 00:19:58,850 --> 00:20:00,510 Surgery was a complete success. 595 00:20:00,610 --> 00:20:01,550 No complications. 596 00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:03,750 Prognosis is excellent. 597 00:20:04,990 --> 00:20:05,750 Thank God. 598 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,060 And thank you. 599 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,100 Well, at least I got a mention. 600 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,200 Look, he's gonna be, uh, he's gonna be 601 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,080 in recovery for a while. 602 00:20:19,140 --> 00:20:20,000 If you don't mind, I'm gonna go grab 603 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,440 a cigarette before I talk to his wife. 604 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,400 You'll need it. 605 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:25,600 Listen, do you mind if I join you? 606 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:27,140 You smoke? 607 00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,020 No, it's the one vice they still allow 608 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:29,220 me. 609 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:30,900 That's interesting, Father. 610 00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:31,880 Cigarettes kill you. 611 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,460 I wonder why God made them. 612 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,060 Yeah, yeah. 613 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,360 He works in mysterious ways. 614 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:36,120 Just shut up. 615 00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:46,620 The Crane Brothers' grand opening of their swanky 616 00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:48,680 new restaurant doesn't exactly go to plan in 617 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:48,980 a bit. 618 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,880 Maybe they should have started with something small, 619 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:51,960 like an ice cream stand. 620 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:53,540 Anyway, stay tuned for Frasier. 621 00:20:57,230 --> 00:21:06,150 Thanks for watching.